Eighth
Story 1: You’re the Eighth
Joe was going into his usual bar before lunch when he saw a man dressed in shabby clothes fishing in a small pool of rain water about five centimeters deep outside the bar.
Joe stopped and watched the man for a few minutes. He saw that most of the people who passed by him thought he was crazy.
Joe pitied the man, so after a few minutes he went up to him and said kindly, “Hello, like to come into the bar and drink together?”
The ‘fisherman’ was delighted to accept the offer and the two men went into the bar together.
Joe bought the man a few drinks and finally said to him, “You’ve been fishing outside here all morning. How many did you manage to catch this morning, if I may ask?”
“You’re the eighth,” the fisherman answered happily.
Story 2: WHAT DID I LEAVE BEHIND?
Six traveling were traveling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well-behaved, but the sixth was a rude young was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers.
At last the young man got out at a station with his heavy bags. None of the other passengers helped him, waited until the young man was quite far away.
Then he opened the window and shouted behind in the compartment!” Then he closed the window again.
The young man turned around and rushed back with his two bags. He was breath when he arrived but he shouted through the window, “What did I leave behind?”
As the train began to move again, the passenger who had called him back shouted, “A very bad impression!”